alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

tachibanamakotos:

*becomes educated on issues and learns not to use slurs* *literally everyone u come in contact with uses said slurs and u cringe*

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

importantbirds:


trying to entice the birb

Shall a bites these wiggler findle?

importantbirds:

trying to entice the birb

Shall a bites these wiggler findle?

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

iguanamouth:


my contribution to a very important tag

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iguanamouth:

my contribution to a very important tag

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Jason’s Holiday Album…with friends

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

PLEASE SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE

whyprofessorwhy:

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Shit happened to Ferguson is happening in Hong Kong right now!

Students were just protesting peacefully for genuine democracy around Admiralty and Central, yet the police forced used pepper spray, tear gas and violence to disperse the crowd. According to the protesters, the police even raided a first aid booth with pepper spray.

Sign the White House Petition

Join Overseas Events

tippytoeslovesyou:


This is really fucking cool.

tippytoeslovesyou:

This is really fucking cool.

splders:

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

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